Ode To The Magic Bullet

I'm a big eater. I eat probably about 6-10 times a day, depending on how much I did that day. I'm even eating as I write this post. I mostly eat grains, fish, chicken, milk, and fruit. Fruit is the most recent addition to my diet. I've always liked fruit and vegetables, but they always seem to require more work then anything else, as I still can't eat an apple the way most people can. I have to cut it up and eat it piece, by piece. I never really figured out how to cut up fruit either, so unless someone is around to do it for me, I simply go without. Or rather, went without. Recently, I came home from somewhere to discover that my parents bought a Magic Bullet. Suddenly, new horizons in healthy eating opened up to me. I can get 2-3 servings into some smoothies, and do a couple of those a day, plus some fruit source bars, I can get 12 servings of fruit a day, none in conventional forms. Ain't the future grand? But anyways, back to the bullet. There is a lot of fruit in my house right now, bananas and kiwis on the counter, a couple apples in the crisper, and three massive bags of fruit in the freezer, one of strawberries, one of raspberries, one assorted, mainly peaches and honeydew melon. Only the kiwis will be eaten in solid form, and that is only because I don't know any ways to make kiwis blend well with other fruits, and I'm too lazy to find out how.